Tactical Dump – Serious Steel with a Savage Sense of Humor
For those who love freedom but don’t take life too seriously, the Tactical Dump is your kind of knuckle. Forged from solid black metal and engraved with an angry poop character and the bold line “Don’t Tread On Me,” this piece is equal parts badass and hilarious.
Built to last and made to be seen, it’s got a 4.5” length, 2.75” width, and a rugged 0.5-inch thickness, weighing in at a full 10 ounces. Whether it’s a bold addition to your collection or the perfect gag gift for your freedom-loving friend, this one’s made to stand out.
✅ Solid black steel with aggressive cartoon engraving
✅ “Don’t Tread On Me” with a humorous twist
✅ Dimensions: 4.5” x 2.75” | 0.5” thick | Weight: 10 oz
✅ Built for laughs, collectors, and patriotic energy
✅ Great conversation starter or novelty desk piece
Note: Sold strictly as a novelty collectible. Know your local laws before ordering.
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Items with limited or no stock in store and items containing hazardous materials may not be eligible for Order Pickup.
To place an order using Order Pickup:
- Find an item and select color, size and quantity (if applicable).
- Select Pick it up or Ship to Store on the item’s page.
- Your set store will be the default store for pickup.
- Proceed to checkout and submit order.
- Wait until you receive a pickup notification before you go to the store to pick up your item.
- Visit Guest Services or the designated pickup location at your selected store to get your item(s).
To place an order using Order Pickup:
- Find an item and select color, size and quantity (if applicable).
- Select Pick it up or Ship to Store on the item’s page.
- Your set store will be the default store for pickup.
- Proceed to checkout and submit order.
- Wait until you receive a pickup notification before you go to the store to pick up your item.
- Visit Guest Services or the designated pickup location at your selected store to get your item(s).