Stars, Stripes & Curves
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Stars, Stripes & Curves – Loud. Free. Unapologetically American.
For the bold and the wild—Stars, Stripes & Curves is a heavy-duty steel knuckle that doesn’t hold back. With a black matte finish and bold laser engraving that reads:
“I Love Guns, T*tties & America,”
this piece is pure red-blooded rebellion wrapped in brass.
Crafted from solid black metal, it measures 4.5” x 2.75”, built with a thick 0.5-inch frame, and weighs in at a full 10 ounces. Whether you’re a proud patriot, a collector of outlaw gear, or just want a conversation-starting desk piece, this one checks all the boxes.
✅ Solid black steel body with detailed adult-patriotic engraving
✅ Bold statement design for maximum shock value
✅ Dimensions: 4.5” long | 2.75” wide | 0.5” thick | 10 oz
✅ Perfect for collectors, edgy gifts, or man cave displays
✅ Part of our “Freedom & Funnies” collection
Note: Sold strictly as a collectible novelty item. Be sure to check your local laws before purchasing.
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Stars, Stripes & Curves – Loud. Free. Unapologetically American.
For the bold and the wild—Stars, Stripes & Curves is a heavy-duty steel knuckle that doesn’t hold back. With a black matte finish and bold laser engraving that reads:
“I Love Guns, T*tties & America,”
this piece is pure red-blooded rebellion wrapped in brass.
Crafted from solid black metal, it measures 4.5” x 2.75”, built with a thick 0.5-inch frame, and weighs in at a full 10 ounces. Whether you’re a proud patriot, a collector of outlaw gear, or just want a conversation-starting desk piece, this one checks all the boxes.
✅ Solid black steel body with detailed adult-patriotic engraving
✅ Bold statement design for maximum shock value
✅ Dimensions: 4.5” long | 2.75” wide | 0.5” thick | 10 oz
✅ Perfect for collectors, edgy gifts, or man cave displays
✅ Part of our “Freedom & Funnies” collection
Note: Sold strictly as a collectible novelty item. Be sure to check your local laws before purchasing.
Order Pickup allows you to order items on Woodstock or in the Boostheme and pick them up for free at your local Woostock store. Order Pickup is listed on the item’s page, and usually ready within 2 hours* of placing your order. Items marked Ship to Store can be picked up within 4-7 days instead.
You can also shop for items eligible for Order Pickup on any search results page. Select the filter option and select buy online & pickup or Free Order Pickup.
Items with limited or no stock in store and items containing hazardous materials may not be eligible for Order Pickup.
To place an order using Order Pickup:
- Find an item and select color, size and quantity (if applicable).
- Select Pick it up or Ship to Store on the item’s page.
- Your set store will be the default store for pickup.
- Proceed to checkout and submit order.
- Wait until you receive a pickup notification before you go to the store to pick up your item.
- Visit Guest Services or the designated pickup location at your selected store to get your item(s).
To place an order using Order Pickup:
- Find an item and select color, size and quantity (if applicable).
- Select Pick it up or Ship to Store on the item’s page.
- Your set store will be the default store for pickup.
- Proceed to checkout and submit order.
- Wait until you receive a pickup notification before you go to the store to pick up your item.
- Visit Guest Services or the designated pickup location at your selected store to get your item(s).